Okay, I come home for dinner, sick and ready to rest, when the maid gives me a video tape and tells me my mother wants me to tape the Telenovela on ABS-CBN from 7:30~9:30 pm. Yes, I can see my mother's concern for me. Has it occured to her I want to sleep? And even if I did tape it and go to sleep afterwards, she'll barge in during the middle of the night and get the tape from the VCR and slam the door as she exits, which will still keep me awake during the evening.

Me: I want Calamansi juice.

Maid: Don't you want hot Calamansi juice? Your father is worrying...

Me: Hot? Do you want to drive out all the vitamins from the fruit???