Something That Could Have Come from Dean

Got this email:
Position: CREATIVE ASSISTANT

Job Description - To assist the all knowing yet frequently unsure creative boss (that's me).

And during those times of low self esteem and doubt, must convincingly reassure me, I mean him, that everything he does is great and clap when viewing images or reading copy created by said boss.

She (possibly he, but not likely) will be responsible for proof reading all materials that have words on them.

Must take notes and be able to organize schedules and sock drawers (ok, maybe not schedules).

Application Requirements1. Must know: Photoshop, Flash, Html, Aubrey Miles, 3D Studio Max, Adobe Premiere, QuarkXpress, Assunta De Rossi (a plus).

2. Must have a wicked sense of humor.

3. Must have a thick skin. I mean this figuratively.

4. Must be a better designer than me but never admit it.

5. Must not mind being stared at.

6. Must like peanut butter.

7. Must be fluent in English and Pig-Latin.

8. Mad style, no social life and a 1000+ comic book collection are all pluses.

The Return

A friend came home from abroad. The attempt was in trying to surprise us last Saturday. Unfortunately, since we were uninformed, we left early so he came home to an empty room.

Job Offer

Well, not exactly one that pays. An offer to be part of a focus group came from Level Up Games for their game Ragnarok Online (finally, people are giving me job offers!).

Unfortunately, it came in conflict with my classes.