Krip: When you're as old as me, being a writer has its perks. Like I went to Singapore a few days ago for free. I even got a new camera for it. And not to brag but I sold two of my new books that I brought with me.

Class: *applauds*

Krip: I brought three books. Just kidding. Brought 40 copies of each and I only gave away around five. But then again, P110 is cheap to Singaporean currency so...