I Want a New Bathroom

I was trying to have a late-night bath the other day but unfortunately, I was competing with other organisms. First there was the cockroach where I was supposed to shower in (except my shower doesn't work so I make do with my handy tabo as I've done so for the past two decades). Then when I go to wash my face (my eyelashes actually), a spider was slowly creeping up. The faucet area is also littered with ants. This is what I get for entering the bathroom when the sun goes down.