Dad's Emails

Because my parents are technophobic (or more precisely, refuse to "learn" how to use the latest devices on the sole reason that they're "getting old"), I'm usually in charge of checking their emails. My mom uses my sister's account, while I manage my dad's (he uses my inbox, especially since we have the same names). While this is an additional influx of email for me to go through, it also has its own perks.

Like getting emailed porn by your dad's batchmates and friends (and there's all those green jokes that gets passed around).

Except I don't fancy porn.